Syr Konrad, the Grim + Tainted Strike + Feldon's Cane

Syr Konrad, the Grim

Tainted Strike

Feldon's Cane

How it works

1. Cast Tainted Strike by paying , giving Syr Konrad +1/+0 and infect until end of turn.
2. Activate Feldon's Cane by tapping and exiling it, shuffling your graveyard into your library.
3. Syr Konrad triggers for each creature card that left your graveyard this way, giving each opponent that many poison counters.
4. Each opponent loses the game due to having ten or more poison counters.

This delightfully twisted alchemy turns a humble artifact into a lethal weapon by weaponizing your own graveyard shuffle. When you activate Feldon's Cane, every single creature card leaving your graveyard simultaneously triggers Syr Konrad, the Grim, converting that mass exodus into a barrage of direct damage. To push this execution over the finish line, Tainted Strike grants Syr Konrad infect just beforehand, transforming his normally innocuous damage triggers into fatal poison counters that instantly overwhelm your opponents.