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Kitchen Finks + Archangel of Thune + Goblin Bombardment

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Kitchen Finks
Kitchen Finks
Archangel of Thune
Archangel of Thune
Goblin Bombardment
Goblin Bombardment
Infinite creature LTBInfinite creature ETBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite lifegain triggersInfinite lifegainInfinite damageInfinite +1/+1 counters on creatures you control

How it works

  1. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Kitchen Finks.
  2. When Kitchen Finks dies, its persist ability triggers, returning Kitchen Finks from your graveyard to the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.
  3. When Kitchen Finks enters the battlefield, it triggers, causing you to gain 2 life.
  4. Archangel of Thune triggers, putting a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
  5. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability.
  6. Repeat.

This loop transforms a humble life-gain trigger into an endless cycle of devastation. By feeding Kitchen Finks to Goblin Bombardment, you trigger its persist ability to bring it right back to the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter, which conveniently restores 2 life. That life gain wakes up the static ability of Archangel of Thune, pumping a +1/+1 counter onto every creature you control—including Kitchen Finks. Because +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters immediately annihilate each other through state-based actions, Kitchen Finks is left completely free of counters and ready to be sacrificed all over again for infinite damage and life.

Legal in:CommanderLegacyModernOathbreakerVintage
10 decks$58.56