Darien, King of Kjeldor + Wheel of Misfortune + Platinum Angel

Darien, King of Kjeldor

Wheel of Misfortune

Platinum Angel

How it works

1. Cast Wheel of Misfortune by paying 2, selecting an arbitrarily large number, and dealing that much damage to you if you chose the largest number.
2. Darien triggers, causing you to create a number of 1/1 Soldier creature tokens equal to the amount of damage dealt this way.
3. If you didn't choose the largest number, Wheel of Misfortune deals that much damage to each opponent who chose the largest number.