Hawkeye's Bow + Clever Conjurer + North Pole Patrol
Hawkeye's Bow
Clever Conjurer
North Pole Patrol
Infinite damage
How it works
Activate Clever Conjurer by tapping it, targeting North Pole Patrol.
If Clever Conjurer has Hawkeye's Bow attached to it, Hawkeye's Bow triggers, dealing 1 damage to each opponent.
Resolve the Clever Conjurer ability, untapping North Pole Patrol.
Activate North Pole Patrol by tapping it, targeting Clever Conjurer.
If North Pole Patrol has Hawkeye's Bow attached to it, Hawkeye's Bow triggers, dealing 1 damage to each opponent.
Resolve the North Pole Patrol ability, untapping Clever Conjurer.
Repeat.
This clever loop creates an endless cycle of mutual untapping by pairing Clever Conjurer with North Pole Patrol, allowing each creature to ready the other indefinitely. To turn this mechanical engine into a win condition, Hawkeye's Bow is equipped to whichever creature is actively tapping to use its ability, triggering the bow's static-like triggered ability to blast your opponents for infinite damage. Because the bow triggers simply from the equipped creature becoming tapped, every back-and-forth activation of the conjurer and the patrol directly translates into a relentless barrage of life loss.