Vulshok Battlemaster + Mycosynth Lattice + Bludgeon Brawl + Murderous Spoils
How it works
- Cast Vulshok Battlemaster by paying 4.
- When Vulshok Battlemaster enters the battlefield, it triggers, causing you to attach all noncreature permanents to Vulshok Battlemaster.
- Cast Murderous Spoils by paying 5, destroying Vulshok Battlemaster and causing you to gain control of all Equipment attached to it.
This peculiar theft engine relies entirely on a complete overhaul of the battlefield, made possible by Mycosynth Lattice turning every permanent into an artifact. From there, Bludgeon Brawl steps in to transform all those newly minted noncreature artifacts into equipable gear, giving every land, enchantment, and planeswalker a concrete equip cost based on its mana value. Once the stage is set, casting Vulshok Battlemaster lets its entering trigger automatically seize every single one of those objects as Equipment attached to it in a single sweeping motion. Finally, targeting your own Battlemaster with Murderous Spoils destroys the creature while permanently transferring ownership of everything previously attached to it straight into your hands.