Vulshok Battlemaster + Mycosynth Lattice + Bludgeon Brawl + Fumble

Vulshok Battlemaster

Mycosynth Lattice

Bludgeon Brawl

Fumble

How it works

1. Cast Vulshok Battlemaster by paying 4.
2. When Vulshok Battlemaster enters the battlefield, it triggers, causing you to attach all noncreature permanents to Vulshok Battlemaster.
3. Cast Fumble by paying 1, returning Vulshok Battlemaster from the battlefield to your hand, and causing you to gain control of all Equipment attached to it, and attach them to another creature you control.

This ingenious heist relies on Mycosynth Lattice and Bludgeon Brawl to fundamentally rewrite the battlefield, turning every single noncreature permanent into an artifact Equipment. Once everything is strapped to the battlefield's metal, casting Vulshok Battlemaster lets its entrance trigger sweep up every single one of those newly minted Wargear pieces onto itself in a massive pile. Finally, Fumble bounces your hasty warrior back to your hand while exploiting the rules to permanently steal every last one of those attachments and redistribute them to your other creatures.