Skirk Fire Marshal + Blessed Sanctuary + Grafted Exoskeleton

Skirk Fire Marshal

Blessed Sanctuary

Grafted Exoskeleton

How it works

1. Activate Skirk Fire Marshal by tapping five untapped Goblins, giving each opposing creature ten -1/-1 counters and giving each opponent ten poison counters.
2. Each opponent loses the game as a state-based action due to having ten poison counters.

This lethal brew turns your own horde against the table by equipping Skirk Fire Marshal with Grafted Exoskeleton, granting the Goblin's fiery wrath the deadly touch of infect. While that normally spells doom for the caster too, Blessed Sanctuary steps in as the ultimate shield, entirely nullifying the noncombat damage dealt to you and your crew. Even better, Blessed Sanctuary quietly replenishes your tapped Goblins by spawning a 2/2 Unicorn token whenever a nontoken creature enters, ensuring you always have the five bodies needed to continuously stoke Skirk Fire Marshal's ability until all opponents succumb to poison counters.