Freed from the Real + Utopia Vow + Goblin Medics

Freed from the Real

Utopia Vow

Goblin Medics

How it works

1. Activate Goblin Medics by tapping it, adding .
2. Goblin Medics triggers, dealing 1 damage to any target.
3. Activate Freed from the Real by paying , untapping Goblin Medics.
4. Repeat.

This delightful brewing puzzle turns an unlikely pacifism effect into a lethal artillery engine. By enchanting Goblin Medics with Utopia Vow, you grant the clumsy medic the ability to tap for any color of mana, which simultaneously fires off its built-in trigger to ping any target for 1 damage. Freed from the Real then steps in to close the loop, using that exact blue mana to untap the Medics so you can repeat the process indefinitely. Because Utopia Vow keeps the creature safely locked down from attacking or blocking, its only purpose in life becomes cranking this infinite damage machine until the dust settles.