Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing River Kelpie.
When River Kelpie dies, its persist ability triggers, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a -1/-1 counter on it.
When River Kelpie enters, its first ability triggers, causing you to draw a card.
Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability.
Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing River Kelpie.
When River Kelpie dies, its undying ability triggers, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When River Kelpie enters, its first ability triggers, causing you to draw a card.
Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability.
Repeat.
This clever loop relies on the constant interplay between River Kelpie's native persist and the undying granted to it by Mikaeus, the Unhallowed. Because +1/+1 and -1/+1 counters annihilate each other as a state-based action, sacrificing River Kelpie to Goblin Bombardment allows it to alternate between returning with a -1/-1 counter and a +1/+1 counter indefinitely. Every time River Kelpie enters the battlefield from the graveyard, its own ability triggers to draw you a card while Goblin Bombardment provides a steady stream of damage to any target.