Cauldron Familiar + Nuka-Cola Vending Machine + Gourmand's Talent + Altar of Dementia

Cauldron Familiar

Nuka-Cola Vending Machine

Gourmand's Talent

Altar of Dementia

How it works

1. Activate Cauldron Familiar by sacrificing another artifact, which is a Food due to Gourmand's Talent.
2. Nuka-Cola Vending Machine triggers, creating a tapped Treasure token.
3. Resolve the Cauldron Familiar ability, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield.
4. When Cauldron Familiar enters the battlefield, it triggers, causing each opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain 1 life.
5. Activate Altar of Dementia by sacrificing Cauldron Familiar, causing target player to mill cards equal to Cauldron Familiar's power.
6. Repeat.

This elegant loop turns a humble feline into an unstoppable engine of life-drain and perpetual milling. With Gourmand's Talent active, your artifacts pull double duty as edible Treats that feed Cauldron Familiar's hunger to return from the graveyard. Every time our furry friend leaps back to the battlefield, it drains your foes while triggering Nuka-Cola Vending Machine to spit out a fresh Treasure token. Finally, Altar of Dementia harnesses these repeated resurrections to grind through your opponents' libraries card by card, fueling a devastating and endless cycle of sacrifice.