Samwise Gamgee + Cauldron Familiar + Goblin Bombardment

Samwise Gamgee

Cauldron Familiar

Goblin Bombardment

How it works

1. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Cauldron Familiar.
2. Activate Cauldron Familiar by sacrificing a Food, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield.
3. When Cauldron Familiar enters the battlefield, it and Samwise triggers.
4. Resolve the Cauldron Familiar trigger, causing each opponent to lose 1 life and you to gain one life.
5. Resolve the Samwise trigger, creating a Food token.
6. Repeat.

This delightful loop is anchored by Cauldron Familiar, which drains your opponents and heals you every time it sneaks back onto the battlefield from your graveyard by sacrificing a Food. That is where Samwise Gamgee comes in: his steady hands turn every cat's return into a fresh Food token right on cue, fueling the Familiar's resurrection cost indefinitely. Meanwhile, Goblin Bombardment provides the sacrifice outlet needed to send the cat back to the graveyard in the first place, weaponizing the whole cycle into endless damage for any target you choose.