Vizier of Remedies + Kitchen Finks + Goblin Bombardment

Vizier of Remedies

Kitchen Finks

Goblin Bombardment

How it works

1. Activate Goblin Bombardment by sacrificing Kitchen Finks.
2. When Kitchen Finks dies, its persist ability triggers, returning it from your graveyard to the battlefield without a -1/-1 counter on it due to Vizier of Remedies.
3. When Kitchen Finks enters, it triggers, causing you to gain 2 life.
4. Resolve the Goblin Bombardment ability.
5. Repeat.

This loop is a masterclass in mitigation, using Vizier of Remedies and its clever replacement effect to completely neutralize the mechanical drawback of persist. Because Vizier of Remedies reduces the -1/-1 counters placed upon your creatures by one, Kitchen Finks returns from the graveyard completely clean of counters every single time it dies. That endless cycle is seamlessly fueled by Goblin Bombardment, which provides the necessary sacrifice outlet to bin Kitchen Finks while turning every iteration into direct damage. Meanwhile, the very act of Kitchen Finks entering the battlefield triggers its own life-gaining ability repeatedly, ensuring your opponents are burned to ash while your own life total climbs infinitely.